Homeowner Fears

My dear husband frightened our neighbors tonight. His trick was to walk up to the side of their house and pound the hell out of the walls of their home. This was to in effect to sound like something rattling around within the walls of the house. Because as he put it: "What scares homeowners more than broken pipes?"

He was of course tackled by R, who was baffled by the odd noise. All the while of getting his beating Keith was laughing like a madman. Surprising that he's not in an institution of some kind.