Morning routine

I was putting on my makeup and Keith was looking in the mirror straightening his hair when he says "A bagpipe should follow me around every where."

"Why?"

"Because that's the story of my life. That or the boy with the double chin." He says this and makes his face show a double chin.

I know now that I have entered crazy land and make my leave of the bathroom and let him continue to make faces in the mirror. I hear him say to himself "Next week on the man without language....." as I laugh my way to the closet.