Beetle Policy

With all this presidential election nonsense going on it has become quite the news fest. Keith mentioned that there are very little differences between the candidates. Elites are elites. Due to the trend of these last 2 presidents he doubts there will be much improvement. Can't say I can argue with that but his real concern is something more basic.

"I don't care what the issues are anymore. Nor do I care what they say they will do. What I want to know is each candidate's stand on Japanese Beetles. Because I hate those things, and that, that's a real problem. Just look at those things out there destroying my trees. The guy that begins by saying 'burn them', has my vote."