Easy there, buddy

Dear Laundry Hamper,

Please understand that I respect your job. You have an important role in the family laundry chore however you have been a bit over productive. If you could just stop getting so full all the time that would be great. I know, your duty is to be full and assist in the moving of dirty laundry to the washer. But what you don't know is that I just can't take another load of laundry this week, really I can't. The folding is getting backed up and the ironing basket is swelling. So, please, if you would just spit all that dirty laundry back out and hide it, preferably under the beds, then I would feel so much better.

Thank you,

Yvonne